I am only updated a couple things today. Sorry. I have been deluged with emails from the Powers column. I have only had responses from people that liked it so far. I am not going to lie. They are all men. I am sure you are shocked.
Lots of people seem to doubt my existence. Bendis does quite a bit of work on those comic things he does. Do you really think he would have time to make up myspace and blogger pages to sham you all through some sort of elite social engineering letter writing column tactic? He is a genius but I doubt he could make me up.
I think. I am starting to doubt my own existence. Maybe I am a figment of Bendis's imagination.
That would be pretty fucking awesome. I wrote to him to ask:
Hey handsome,
Everyone one the damn internet thinks you made me up. I have determined there is no possible way to prove I am real. I am starting to think I may be a figment of your imagination. My hold on reality is precarious.
Some fanboy offered to fly me to his city. I declined. Pretty sure that one may be one of those scary myspace men you warned me about.
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Mary writes:
I am starting to think I may be a figment of your imagination.
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ON WITH THE POST! What a cute nerd girl looks for in a boy? Part II...the saga continues..
I added Nessa's response to the question from a few days ago. I am reposting my response to that question here. I posted was a lame answer whilst I got permission to publish the fuck out of one of my dearest friends, Bree. He's a boy. Named Bree. We each have our cross to bear, I suppose.
He is also my ex boyfriend from 1997 or so. We got in a huge fight that involved our whole group of friends when we broke up. It was awful. He and I hate friend wars to this day because of it. We learned a lot from each other. We are still pretty goddamn close. He is a recovering Warcrack addict. I am very pleased to have him back in my life and out of his apartment. Leave your apartment boys. There's real life out there.
I wanted to give an example of a real life nerdy guy cute nerdy chicks love. Bree is a web designer, photographer and amateur locksmith. He hates myspace but you can still semi-stalk him:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bree-r/
Beware of goofy pictures of me in there. His current girl Ann is pretty goddamn amazing. I do what I can to keep her around. He is pretty good at doing that on his own though. Stay friends with your ex girlfriend if she is willing to hand out references for you. Girls like references. Plus it says quite a bit about a guy when he can still be pretty close friends with his ex. Except if you are still in love with her or if you are fucking her. That's no good.
Do what you are good at. Hopefully someone will think it is hot.
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