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11/12/07

Fans of "Fear of Girls"

Dear Fans of Fear of Girls,

It is with giddy and barely contained excitement we announce the launch of Fear of Girls: Episode 2, Beware the Female Gamer. If you are the type who dislikes wordy, meandering and seldom clever explanations why you'll want to watch FoG2 and must blast right into the action then here is the embed:



In addition we've created the "Fear of Girls Channel" through our wonderful partners at youtube
There you can find the first film as well as giggle-inducing deleted scenes and outtakes (we've also added some other films of ours, just for kicks). Follow the link and feel free to subscribe as we continue to add more content!
Fear of Girls
Onto that explanation. Your initial reaction to the Fear of Girls 2 launch will probably fall into one of these four camps:

OMG! ROFL FOG2 FTW!!!

Eh, I'll get to it… only if it's good… And it best be short!

Fear of Girls? Didn't that come out like 27 years ago? My tastes are much more refined now as I look forward to the deluge of reality TV and game shows in my immediate future.

I've never heard of no Fear of Girls and I don't know how you got this email address. There's a special place in Hell for spammers and I'm just the man/woman/other to send you there!

Our response?

YEAH! Tell a friend! Tell your Mom! Post on a blog! That's the only advertising we can afford!

We promise it is as good as the first (maybe better even?). As for length, well as with FoG1, it's longer than your typical Internet short. So buckle yourself in for sixteen minutes of rapid fire comedic adventure as our heroes; Doug & Raymond, do battle with dastardly female gamers! If that doesn't make you want to see it then...well, I'm out.

Perfect time to rediscover your love for Fear of Girls ! Even after millions of views it never ceases to be scary charming! Watch it again at Fear of Girls complete with tons of outtakes & deleted scenes!

Regarding the length of time that has transpired between the release of Episode 1 to Episode 2… Our only excuse without getting too specific is the following:

a. IT'S NOT OUR FAULT. YES, IT IS SOMEBODY'S FAULT, JUST NOT OURS. WE'RE THE VICTIMS HERE.

4. Other?

Finally thank you all for watching, sharing, and supporting our series. We hope to continue to create additional episodes and content as we grow our empire channel into a multi-layered tapestry of pure win. Watch! Enjoy! Share! Further!

Sincerely,
Ryan Wood
Dangerously Adorable Productions
100% Organic Media Content
Fear of Girls
Fear of Girls 2
GO WGA!

A big thanks to Ryan for writing the bloggage on Heroes night!

C.N.G's very own cute nerd girl herself, Nessa was the art director on Fear of Girls 1 and 2!

How could you possibly need more reasons to watch it?

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