Powers love...

Below are emails that one of my fanboys named Joel and I have been having since he read the letter column. Thought you may enjoy it. I have been doing nothing but emailing all the myspacers that liked the column. I am planning to review the newest Powers in an upcoming post with a few questions I have gotten.

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From: Joel
Date: Nov 23, 2007 6:58 PM

Nice work on the Powers column! I hope he lets you keep on..

Joel

Me fucking too. There I many things I wish Bendis would let me do. His letter column is only one. For slightly nice less Bendis style Q.A. Ask a Cute Nerd Girl

Joel added me on myspace. I saw this bulletin soon after:

Lou Gosett Jr.

From: Joel
Date: Nov 24, 2007 6:17 PM

I just met that guy in my store...cool cat...very nice guy. Go rent some of his movies so he can get more royalty money to come in here and spend.

That is all.

Thanks you.
Joel

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From: MaryPants
Date: Nov 25, 2007 3:58 PM

Fucking rad! What is your store?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Joel
Date: Nov 25, 2007 3:18 PM

Generic pet store of Indiana..it's really some guy named Mr. Wilson's store..I'm just the store manager.

Lou Gossett Jr.'s cool. His cousin introduced us and I was kind of on the run..I almost threw my hand out and said "Really? Nelson Mandela..pleased to meet you." I looked up to see it was really him before I stuck that foot in my mouth.

What do you think this new Retro Girl's plan is, by the way..?

Ha!

Seeyalater

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From: MaryPants
Date: Nov 25, 2007 5:12 PM

I am working on my post for ask a cute nerd girl about new Powers now. Bendis is such a goddamn tease! How are we supposed to wait?

Powers is all I have thought about for the last five days. I do have every Powers fan in the world writing to me though. I have never been on myspace like this before in my life. That's why I saw your bulletin right away. The headline made me click on it. I should stop replying to email from Powers fans and review the new Powers. I like you merely from your page though. You are funny. I am not answering your question here. It goes on my lame ass blog for every other fanboy to see.

Are you one of the jinxworld board posters that thinks I am fake?

Are you a fish tank guy? I have a fish tank that desperately needs cleaning. Read whatever you want into that.

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From: Joel
Date: Nov 25, 2007 4:22 PM

I guess I am kinda a fish tank guy..kind of like a cross between Jacque Costeau and Deuce Bigelow..probably sex drive of the former and the build and knowledge of the latter;)

I'm sure i could answer any fish type questions you might have so for answers of those..hit me up any time..

The new POWERS is excellent..Bendis kills Deena and that would be a bum deal..he needs to kill the new cop instead..just my thoughts..always whinin' about this and that..
On Jinxworld I'm just "Joel" I think..been so long since I posted. I still check it all the time, though..I could be jacardinal or indianamafia there..uncertain..

I like you, too.. pretty funny yourself..I need to check your blog!..gonna do that soon.

Seeyalater

Joel

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From: MaryPants
Date: Nov 25, 2007 6:14 PM

I hate the new cop too.

I am plain ol' MaryPants on jinxworld. I have posted twice. I am more of an internet lurker/observer. I hate the petty bickering on boards. Like the whether or not I am real debate. Or the comic journal site posting I quote in my blog somewhere. Oh here it is!
cute nerd girl!

Will you let me post our emails on my page? I see you are "in a relationship" so that is why I ask. I am trying to prove I am real still. I won't feel bad if you say no...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Joel
Date: Nov 25, 2007 5:21 PM

you can post anything you'd like..you can even make some good shit up about me if you want!

;D

Joel

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: MaryPants
Date: Nov 25, 2007 6:28 PM

Awesome! I am way too worn out from emailing fanboys today to review Powers. I feel like I should publish something. You seem like an easy out if you don't mind me saying so. :P

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From: Joel
Date: Nov 25, 2007 5:32 PM

..gas, ass, grass, or cash, Mary..nobody rides for free.;)

Joel

Okay..you're right..I'm easy.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: MaryPants
Date: Nov 25, 2007 6:35 PM

I have ass and grass to offer. No gas sorry!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Joel
Date: Nov 25, 2007

Then grass and ass will just have to do..actually that's enough to get you into my top friends..you must understand, though, that from a socioeconomic standpoint, the petroleum would have gotten you into the "Top 8".

;)

Cheers!
Joel

There you are, a real conversation between a real Bendis Board Bastard and a very real MaryPants. That is all for today kids. Thanks for writing to me and liking my letter column so much. You all are wearing me out. I don't mind! This has been a lot of fun.

Now to quote the Powers 26 letter column:

BENDIS!
It's so funny that some people think I have "people" who do things for me. I makes me feel like I should have people. I don't know where you would get people. How do I get a people?

Hmm....be your awesome Bendis self and some cute nerd girl named Mary may just land in your lap? What do you all think? Shouldn't I be Bendis's people?