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Ask a Cute Nerd girl is my personal collection of cute and nerdy lady friends. I have spent my time on earth as of now amassing a pretty fucking sweet collection, if I do say so myself. I have somehow managed to coerce them into transforming together into regional panel here to advise you upon anything from the everyday nuances of life to your deepest, darkest, dirtiest secrets. We don't claim to know it all. We do all have vaginas though.

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11/3/07

Get your wallets out for God!

I wonder if we got this because we are women as opposed to the support a foreign hot woman style money pleas. The bulk of us at Cute Nerd are atheists. Sorry Helen! Anyone who believes in Helen or God, feel free to contact Helen at the address below**

My Dear,

It is with tears that I am writing this message to you from a hospital bed, I am Mrs. Helen Dickson. A widow to late Mr. David Dickson, who worked with Elf Petroleum Company in France for nine years before he died in the year 2002. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $18.5 Million with a Bank in Benin Republic Presently this money is still in the custody of the Bank in Benin . Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem, but I know that my doctor is not God. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to an Organization or good person that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I an Organization or good person that will use this fund for Orphanages, Widows and other peoples that need help and also propagating the word of God and to endeavors that the house of God is maintained. Gods made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that gives " I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not even good at all because they are the one that are responsible for the death of my husband in other to have all my late husband properties and I don't want my husband's effort to be used by those that conspired for his death or for ungodly things. This is why I am taking this decision, I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosoms of the Lord. Exodus 14 Vs 14 says that "the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don¢t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presences of my husbands relatives are around me always. I don't want them to know about this development and I know that with God all things are possible to those who trust in Him and to those who work by faith. As soon as I received your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in Benin .
I will also issue a letter of authorization to the bank that will prove you the present beneficiary of this money. I also want you, or the Organization to always pray for me because the Lord is my only Shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a sincerity and truethfulness as i can. Whoever that wants to contact me and any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another good person, church or organization for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to receive your response immediately,

Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord. I remain yours sister. Mrs. Helen Dickson.

I will also issue a letter of authorization to the bank that will prove you the present beneficiary of this money. I also want you, or the Organization to always pray for me because the Lord is my only Shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a sincerity and truethfulness as i can. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve Him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful through your life. Contact me and any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another good person, church or organization for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to receive your response immediately, Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord. I remain yours sister. Mrs. Helen Dickson. helenfoundationoffaith10@yahoo

**This is a sham. Please DO NOT contact Helen. Thank you.

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