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11/4/07

Green Lantern's ring

Ok, I'll bite...

Can Green Lantern's ring create an object SO heavy that GL's ring cannot lift it?

Geoff

MARY

Yes.

Here are instructions on how to make your own ring:

Green Lantern's Ring

Please keep us updated as to how your experiments work out. Next the Cute Nerd Girls will answer: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

LAUREN

Exception: If Batman put a neural disrupter in him or if he became brain dead. Otherwise as long as he has the will and concentration, GL is your man.

2 comments:

Geoff R said...

Nice! Thanks for the answer and the cool link!

Unknown said...

I have been told by a friend who is much nerdier than I that in one issue Batman and Robin beat the crap out of GL because they were wearing solid yellow and in an entirely yellow room since solid yellow objects are unaffected by the GL ring, which is why Sinistro (I think that is right) has yellow rings. This is in no way meant to be argumentative, I just thought it was interesting.