The only rule would be that it can’t end in a tie. I need some clear cut reasoning as well. The fanboy in me can’t choose either one at the moment. I NEED YOUR HELP!
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Lauren
If the said fight was a fist fight: Mal would be the clear winner. He was in the military and on the losing side of the war meaning there was a lot of fighting going on. He seeks trouble in various locales that require the use of his fists. Han Solo, however, is a smart ass smuggler with a blaster that would be terrible mano e mano. He would take out his weapon mid fight just to get outta there 'cause there's cargo to haul and he needs to get paid!
But if there were weapons involved: Han Solo, no doubt. He fires so recklessly and without much thought who will die that he would be a clear winner.
Nessa
Hands down Mal. While they are both clever and tough, Mal is a leader. He fought as a Sargent in the battle of Sturges and as Captain in the battle of SerenityValley which are two of the most bloodiest battles against the Alliance during The Unification War.
Plus kick ass woman like Zoe and River have his back.
Whitney
A tough match. Both have their own ship, rugged good looks, and three-letter names. My first instinct would be to say that these two would throw a few punches, realize they are one and the same and go share a few smuggling stories over a brewski. But since a tie is not in order, I'd have to say Han since he would shoot first!
Mary
Mmmm...oh, fuck! Oh please...give it to me, fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck!
Oh. Um. Sorry. I heard Han vs. Mal. I started imagining myself as a Chinese fingertrap between the two...I'm sure you understand...
Mal wins because Joss based him off of Han.
Joss was trying to make Mal into the evolved Han of the future therefore Mal beats Han.
Han still wins for being the original Han.
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LAUREN!!!!
Han is a smuggler, not a bounty hunter.
....you just bmade me cry...
Ahhhh!!
You're right!!
I just realized this!
I am such a fool!
I mis typed, I swear!
I'm ashamed to admit that I had to google Mal because I had no idea who he was.
Danno's tears and Lauren's apology make Mary edit!
Also LAuren--
Han was in the Empirial army.
(READ THE DAMN HAN SOLO TRILOGY!!!)
So, he was also taught to be a loser soldier.
alright, I will, I will!
Thank Mary for the edit!
Man...great question...
Mal would win, I think, for the same reasons he beat Chitwel...Cheitweil...uh, that bad guy in Serenity. Because he's all fucked up, physically, from the war. We can just assume that he's more battle-scarred than Han, and a more experienced leader...so he wouldn't back down until he was...you know. All due respect to Senor Solo, but the worst we ever saw him suffer was being frozen in carbonite. (Which for all we know might have been quite refreshing...prior to the temporary blindness, of course.)
Add in the fact that one was created by Joss Whedon in his prime and the other had his mythology brutally ripped away by THAT OTHER GUY...I'm sticking with my BrownCoat Captain.
I had to do the same thing Ryan did. I have no idea who "Mal" is. I've never seen Firefly. I'm the worst.
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